nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
i am the most annoying person to text
#’haha RULES??’#’RULES? I’M HARRY POTTER SON’ #’I FLEW A FUCKIN CAR TO SCHOOL LAST YEAR AND I’M PRETTY SURE THEY GAVE ME AN AWARD OR SOMETHING’ #’WE RAN LIKE A HUNDRED RED LIGHTS’ #’IN THE FUCKEN SKYYYYY’ (rizplease)
The Maze Runner Movie: a handy infographic with all the need-to-know information.